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Astronomer to Referee 'Einstein v. Santa'

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Astronomer to Referee 'Einstein v. Santa'

Ryan Kawailani Ozawa
Dec 10, 2015
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Astronomer to Referee 'Einstein v. Santa'

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Santa Claus is beloved around the world, but there are always doubters. And one of the first questions that sometimes creeps into the mind of impressionable young people is this: how can Santa possibly visit billions of homes scattered across the planet in just one night?

Wouldn't toys for every child on earth weigh 321,000 pounds? Wouldn't his reindeer …

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