Quote of the Week

From the Things You Didn't Need to Know But the Fox Network Will Show You Department comes this gem from Eric Schotz, producer of the upcoming special, "101 Things Removed from the Human Body":

"It's one thing when a 2-by-4 gets picked up in a hurricane and it hits you in the head... When you start getting into handlebars and Ivory soap, it gets more complicated."

Airs Thursday night on the network that insists it has a news division.